Blog on demand
A certain friend of mine suggested a blog post about ‘names I can never call my children due to bad associations’. This friend also noted that these are her chosen child names:
CDP (of course this stands for Carla Del Ponte) or Jennycide if it’s a girl
Archbishopdesmondtutu or Bishopmuzorewa if it’s a boy
Dammitneilthenamesnewanda if it’s the third gender.
My chosen child names:
Julienne-Burnside or Ms Fits if it’s a girl
Julian-Burnside, Ted Theodore Logan or Bill S Preston Esq if it’s a boy
Julian/ne-Burn’Syde or The Love Symbol if it’s the third gender.
Obviously.
As for names which are off the list for ‘eternal return’ reasons:
John, Winston and/or Howard
Lazarou
Benedict
Jon-Benet
Special Patrol Group
oh and lets not forget all those suggestions from agggggeeesss ago (schapelle guantanamo cocksuckinglips santo-subito ruddock)
Comment by matrine — 8/25/2006 @ 7:46 pm
But what about Schapelle…?
Comment by Mike — 8/26/2006 @ 12:39 am
Actually it’s funny you should say that as I did toss up putting ‘Roseliegh Rose’ on the list. I neglected to add the name ‘Schappelle Freedom’ as per previous TMK link-ups, as I think we can be safely sure she is out there somewhere in the ‘burbs, taking her first steps for australia. sigh.
Comment by ann — 8/28/2006 @ 12:33 pm