This is what apathy does to you
I fear I am in some kind of 80’s technicolour vortex. Every night I have been watching Roda a Roda, or ‘Spin the Wheel’, that is, Brazilian Wheel of Fortune. I think I’m addicted. I even guessed the special final five-second word last night and cursed the contestant who didn’t. I woke up this morning and flicked on the TV and watched Mais Voce for about 48 hours. Mais Voce is one of those hideous mid-morning housewife handy hints kind of programmes. It is hosted by an 80’s haircut and this really creepy parrot which is kind of like a tropical version of Winky Dink but not really. It was only the smell of coffee brewing below that aroused me from my palmistry-for-you-at-home-while-you-wash-the-clothes televisual reverie.
I really need to start my interviews.